This deck and I are about to fight.
Check it out.
Love....blah blah blah...more love....blah blah blah.
Who? What? When? Where? WHY? WHY?!? WHYYYYY?!?! Why do you keep giving me these cards? Why is this my only answer for literally everything? Why do you tease me with beautiful thoughts of happily ever after?
Tarot, you know how obsessive I am. You know you keep me up nearly until the sun rises, rolling these ideas around in my brain bucket. You know how absolutely consumed I am by the thought. IT'S 4:30 IN THE MORNING PLEASE GAWDS LET ME REST.
Tarot, you know how obsessive I am. You know you keep me up nearly until the sun rises, rolling these ideas around in my brain bucket. You know how absolutely consumed I am by the thought. IT'S 4:30 IN THE MORNING PLEASE GAWDS LET ME REST.
But no. No. Instead, I'm filled with this wonderful yet horrific vision of a perfect future, and I fucking WANT IT NOW. Have I not waited decades for this moment?
BARK THREE TIMES IF YOU LOVE ME AND I'LL UNDERSTAND IT MEANS FOREVER.
Woof, woof, woof. Ruff, ruff, ruff. I don't care how you do it, just do it. Do it, so I can stop guessing.
My friends think I'm crazy now, thanks. Pfft, as if it wasn't obvious enough before.
If I pull any more of these, I'm throwing myself into oncoming traffic.
Okay, I'm not, but I'm gonna fantasize about it really, really hard.
I love you. Clearly, I do. I dare you to look at this and tell me I don't. Bark, dammit.
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