Dude. Time flies when you go on a mad deleting frenzy. I got rid of facebook, stopped using instagram, don't bother with tiktok...I still occasionally fux with snapchat but not very often. I also deleted like 20 pages of blog so that was fun.
I've found all new ways of entertaining myself, which turns out to be the same exact way people used to entertain themselves, way back in the olden days. Before Big Corporate Internet ruined us.
I mean, look at this shit. I've been painting teeny tiny refrigerator magnets. Not very well, mind you, but holy hell, i feel so accomplished. So far I've got Hufflepuff House from Harry Potter, my favorite scene from the Last Unicorn where Molly Grue forgives the unicorn, Vessel's mask from Sleep Token, Sailor moon except without eyes because my paintbrushes kinda suck for detailed work, My favorite album from Death Cab for Cutie, and Amaterasu from the PS2 game Okami.
Pretty fucking adequate, if you ask me. Definitely better than the stick figure blobs I originally imagined. they're only like 2 inches big so it's a bit difficult to cram all that color into such a tiny space without ripping out an appropriate amount of hair, but overall I'm pretty proud of myself.
What else is there? I've been going outside more. Believe it or not, there are some pretty interesting things outside. I know, I know, I was shocked when I found out, too. But, here, let me show you:
CHECK OUT THIS OLD ASS GRAVE THAT'S WRAPPED UP IN THE ROOTS OF THIS MAGNIFICENT MAGNOLIA TREE!
I love this for whoever was buried here. The engraving on the headstone is long gone, but to be immortalized in the roots of a tree...idk, I love the whole idea of it.
But if that's not good enough for you, lets see what else I've found out there:
This. Janie throws these proper AF tea parties, and being English makes her kind of an expert, in my humblest of opinions. We all wore tiaras, dressed up all fancy, and I think I had something like 6 cups of Earl Grey. I have Earl Grey at home, but it just tastes better when you're being stuffed with all of Janie's magnificent baked goods and laughing with a bunch of ladies you don't know and may never meet again.
And the best part? It was Ostara, which....I don't know how many of these people knew this, but we were celebrating the return of spring, the return of warmth and light and all the green things and furry things and crawling beautiful things and honestly, does it get any better than that? But in case that isn't enough:
Turtles. Need I say more?
And I suppose that's it for now. I have much more to share, butterflies and flowers and magick and bicycles and cottages and stuff, but I'll wait until tomorrow or next week or next month.
K luh yew bai.
