★ About Me

Greetings, Earthlings.

I am one of you. I wish I knew more of you. I am in near constant need of love, affection, and understanding. I try to give it in return, to the best of my ability. 

Do No Harm; Take No Shit. I still screw things up every once in a while, but I'm getting better at it. 

Hi, My name is S******** K******, but you can call me Nymphae because it's a fake name and I've grown kind of fond of it.  

 

Screenshots instead of selfies. Because posing is for poseurs. 

So anywhom, about me. I've written a couple of books. They're on Amazon. I do live tarot readings every Thursday evening on the Book of Faces. I can motorboat myself, which is a neat little party trick. 

Every single day I tell myself I'm going to go to sleep at a decent hour, and every single night I let myself down by doing the exact opposite.

I own a violin. I don't know how to play violin. This is an old childhood dream of mine I hope to achieve before I'm 50. 

I have around 15 journals from the past 5 years that I probably need to go and burn, but what if they want to turn my life story into an after school special one day  and the actress who plays me needs to read them in order to more accurately portray my character?

I'm fond of lists. I'm about to make one now, full of little tidbits that don't really accomplish anything, but do give the illusion of information. Plus, they make me feel productive.

jazz hands ASTROLOGY jazz hands

• Sun Scorpio - this means I'm deep and mysterious and roll my eyes a lot
• Moon Cancer - this means I cry a lot and will pet anything
• Rising Virgo - this means I'm boring
• Mercury/Venus Sagittarius - This means I'm sexually attracted to brains

On top of that, I'm also:

• INFP
• Slytherin
• Agnostic, but
• also Paganish
• Left Handed
• Lover of Purple
• Daydream Believer, and a
• Homecoming Queen
• a weird mix of hippie goth
• Pocky Slut

Literally, my altar goddess is Sailor Moon. Don't fuck with me. I will defeat you with the power of friendship. I'm not kidding, but you can laugh anyway. 

Movies, I'm heavy into Wes Anderson, Studio Ghibli, Guillermo del Toro, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, blah blah blah. I like fucked up romances like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I like Bram Stoker's Dracula. Labyrinth. Neverending Story. The Last Unicorn. Rocky Horror.

I like music that makes me cry. Cheesy pop garbage. Doo wop. Crooners. Showtunes. Christmas jingles. Remember the little Hershey Kisses that played "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" like they were tiny bells? Yeah, I cry to that. Every god damn year. I love Death Cab For Cutie and Silversun Pickups and White Zombie and Mazzy Star and Incubus and Placebo. Sublime and No Doubt and The Cure. Bone Thugs. My friend Sam. My bandgeek brats. I could go on. I won't. 

That's it. I love you. Bye.