Friday, July 31, 2026

Lughnasadh, Animism & Bread

 How is it already just a few short hours from August? Time is like a slow leak from a large urn or bowl or some other vessel. Those itty bitty drips? Meaningless. They can't quench your thirst, or put out a raging fire, but eventually, when you run out of water, you'll wish you had them back.


And so here we are, at the start of harvest season. This might mean very little to most of us now, who can walk into any number of supermarkets and grocery chains and convenience stores and walk out with a bag of oranges in the dead of winter without a second thought about where they came from. Bread, all day every day, of all different types. Most people alive today have never needed to worry about storing away for the winter or failed crops but for thousands upon thousands of years, this is how our species has survived. Lughnasadh, Lammas, whatever you might call it, was and still is an important part of our culture, our ancestry, our heritage, and our future. Even if you don't give a second thought to where your bread or oranges or even Dr. Pepper comes from because they're always just magically available, rest assured that those some processes our forebearers relied upon a thousand years ago are the very same you rely upon today. Try not to take it for granted. 


Writing about it makes me realize just how much of my spiritual practices/beliefs I owe to Japan. Throughout my blog I've mentioned several times that I grew up in a pagan household, but being in the American Deep South, the biblical god finds a way of infiltrating its way into your psyche. My god might have been a goddess, but that power structure - the all knowing, all seeing, ever presentness of it - spills over into your own thought processes. Like, remember in Disney's Pocahontas when the natives could speak english as their default language just because they sorta had to for the sake of simplicity? The abrahamic god is a bit like that. Default. You see it all the time in pagan spaces. Remove the name "jesus" and replace it with just about any other deity - "I think Aphrodite is calling me to be her high priestess!" - "I saw a black cat yesterday, is this a sign from Bastet?" So on and so forth. These poor children and some adults have no structure to their beliefs, so they default to the only one(s) they know. I'm not funning on them, because I get it. To make a long story short, I highly, HIGHLY, suggest anyone looking to expand their practice look into animism, and Shinto in particular. The practice is so varied and diverse and often comes down to regional and personal influences, so it's not really centralized the way most other religions are. The rivers may be gods. The trees may be spirits. There is a divine presence in the light of the sun and each drop of morning dew. There is a life in the remains of your broken coffee mug. Nothing demands worship, although you may seek the favor of - and give thanks to - any particular object or land or emotion or event as you see fit. Existence itself is divinity, whether it's a thought or a really nice rock. 

So tomorrow, for Lughnasadh, I'm baking a loaf of bread. The embodiment of the harvest, the culmination of thousands of years of agriculture and civilization, everything that has led you to there here and now and paves the way for every tomorrow we'll ever know. I love you, bread. I love the divine that exists within you and loans itself to me with its nourishment. I love the earth that grew the grain, the sun that gave its light, the rain that invigorated, the season that allowed these to come together. 

The world is so beautiful.

Blessed Be.

🌒🌕🌘

Saturday, July 18, 2026

My Shitty Reading List: ACOTAR

 Hi. So here's the thing - I didn't actually read it. This was my first ever audiobook and hoooooboy. Let's just get this over with. A Court of Blah and Blahs. 

Why did someone rewrite Beauty & the Beast as...as what? It's not exactly pornography. Not quite hentai. Smut? Can I call it smut? I don't know. I've read smut before, and it generally tends to be less Disney Katniss Everdeen than this. Like, when you're reading actual smut, you're usually reading it for the smut. This was just smut with extra steps.

It tried to be smut, and failed. It tried to have a plot, and failed that, too. How many times did Feyre really need to have every bone in her body broken there at the end? You might almost feel tempted to feel bad for her or something like that, but it just keeps happening. Oh nuuu, her spine cracked. oh wow, her ribs cracked one at a time. Oh gosh, there go her kneecaps. Oh golly, her neck snapped. I'm devestated, truly. And her stupidly useless fairy boyfriend, Tamlin - I've never been more bored in my life by a love interest. She stabbed him. Woo. He didn't even really react She should have hooked up with Lucien, or that vampire fairy guy instead. At least he tried to fight for her dead body at the end while Tammy-boy just kind of cried about it until it was too late.

. . . . .

Okay but here's the thing. It's been a month since I wrote the sad little entry above. I wasn't going to post it, because there's literally nothing to post. It wasn't an enthusiastic read/listen and I couldn't be bothered to try to fill it in with anything worth writing about.

Then I listened/read the second one. I don't remember the name of it, because it's still not very good. In the beginning, it's literally just a lot of "puking my guts up" every other paragraph, lots of crying, lots of begging Tammy Lion Man not to leave her alone. Our once noble huntress who saved all of fairy land was just a boring ass damsel in distress. Now, don't get me wrong, Book 2 wasn't exactly great, but getting kidnapped at your own boring wedding? That's way less boring than being a prisoner in your pretty fairy castle for 30 chapters. I even tried to be happy about our heroine realizing she was in lubz with Vampire Fairy Man, but like...come on, did we really need to drag that out the way we did? These characters communicate the same way we did back in 5th or 6th grade, back when your parent told you that boy was just pulling your hair because he likes you. Oh really? Is that the lesson you wanna teach your chirrens, mom? And Feyra is so fucking dramatic. MY SOUL IS SO STAINED I'M A BAD PERSON FOR SAVING EVERYONE HOW CAN THEY STAND TO LOOK AT MEEEEE? NO NO NO DON"T PRETEND I'M THE GREATEST THAT'S EVER EXISTED, I KNOW I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR SURVIVING INSTEAD OF THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO WERE TOTALLY IRRELEVANT TO THE STORY THIS BEAUTY I POSSESS IS A MOCKERY OF THE MONSTER I AM. She'd make a great addition to the moody Cullen clan in Twilight, actually, with that attitude. It draaaaaaags on and on, but I think I'm supposed to be impressed with the scene of the starfall glitterbomb rooftop scene. I think I'm supposed to fist pump the air during the soup scene. Because fairy mating rituals involves heating up cans of soup. Fairies eat canned soup. Somewhere in fairy land, there's a canned soup factory. It reminds me of that one scene from Lord of the Rings where the hobbits feast upon McDonald's before taking that Boeing 737 to Mordor.  At least they're memorable scenes, unlike anything at all in book one. I don't remember that shit at all except that I'd rather wash public toilets than listen again. 

Ugh.





 

Monday, June 29, 2026

The 4th of July is Just Christmas For Doomsday Preppers

 My YouTube feed has been inundated with economic calamity videos lately. Housing and groceries and gasoline and fertilizer and concert tickets and healthcare and fast food are all on fire. 


I won't say none of this affects me, but I didn't have the privilege of growing up middle class, where acknowledging the plight of the poor was optional. Having to choose between rent and lights, gas or bread, that's just another average Monday in the world I grew up in. So now as an adult, I prep. Not in the underground nuclear bunker way, I'm not rich enough for that mess. I live in an apartment, so gardening isn't really an option, either. What I have is just good, old fashioned beans and rice. Canned tomatoes and spices. Flour, sugar, and powdered milk. you know, basics. Lots of them. 

Remember a few months ago when the US government shut down, and several services were shut off? People weren't getting paid but were still expected to somehow make it to work blah blah blah. I was on reddit, and r/foodstamps kept popping up. All the NewPoors™ were in a full blown panic because all these working class folks, mostly moms, suddenly couldn't afford to feed their children. Everyone was suddenly hitting up their local food bank(s) to try to supplement their meals. I'm not blaming them, because gods know how difficult it is to feed a picky eater who's been used to on demand chicken nuggets and Hot Pockets as long as they've been old enough to handle a microwave. It's impossible to cook sometimes when you're working 10 hour shifts on top of a 2 hour commute and 1,000 chores, homework, bathtime, whatever before you finally get to bed. Plus, these folks are modern poor. They might be driving an older car, but it's not being held together with tape and twist ties. They might not be wearing designer brands, but their clothes haven't been sloppily mended so many times it's now a shapeless, colorless blob of unidentifiable fabrics. For most people living somewhere along the poverty line, they can still afford to not live and look like medieval peasants, and that's a good thing.

But they're so dependent on the system, none of them had stopped to think about what would happen if that system were no longer dependable, even if it was only for a week or two. A month, tops. Reddit was suddenly flooded with hundreds of clueless people who don't follow the news, don't do politics, don't vote, who had no idea why their EBT card was rejected when they stopped by their local supermarket freezer section to buy a frozen pizza after work.

I've been there, though. I come from a long line of elite poor. My entire adult life, I've always kept stores of dry goods, even if we didn't have to eat them everyday, because you never know when shit's gonna hit the fan. It's not paranoia, it's not crazy, this is literally how our species has survived for thousands of years - by squirreling away extras during times of abundance for the lean times that always come sooner or later. Communities survived winters by making sure they rationed their spring and summer harvests. They learned how to preserve, ferment, dehydrate. I don't know how to do any of that, but fucking hell, I can buy an extra 10lb bag of rice, just in case.

So, back to YouTube. I've watched a couple of these videos going off about how to survive the impending economic calamity, and it's absolutely ridiculous but apparently Youtube pays well if you've got even an ounce of common sense. "Buy matches, in case you have to start a fire in the winter!" Oh really, Captain Obvious? Except that video will have 1.9 million views so maybe it's only obvious to us elite poors. I don't know what it is about July 4th, but the closer we get, the more I see these videos. I think it's because people are too broke to afford fireworks and grilled hamburgers and hotdogs for 20 of their closest friends and family this year (have you seen the price of meat?), no beach vacation in an Air B&B condo with a $700 cleaning fee where YOU still have to do the cleaning. Something must be wrong! You know there's something wrong when the middle class is worried about it, when the IT guy earning $105,000/y is looking up easy taco recipes because 3 "street tacos" and a Corona at his favorite mexican bar costs $60 now. He's been watching videos on how to build a primitive hut in the woods because he heard a rumor his company might be replacing 80% of their staff with AI soon. His nurse wife has been watching videos about canning your own squash and swears she's gonna start her own garden next year, probably. Somewhere in the mix, the algorithm has started slipping in videos about Walmart dynamic pricing and flock cameras and how to pack a bag with essentials in case you have to escape the country overnight. Independence Day is a lie, we're just dependent on corporations and China and Saudi Arabia now instead of England.

It's not untrue, I suppose, but it's been like this for like 50 years. You were fine with it before because it was cheap. For you.  


Saturday, June 27, 2026

Death of an Icon

 June fucking sucked. MawMaw died, And then Mikey died. You don't know who those people are and that's okay, just be aware that it fucking sucked. Hail the Traveler(s).

There was another, as well. Not nearly as heartbreaking - more a sign of the times. I'm talking about the death of Golden Flake cheese puffs. I swear to the gods, I'm not trying to be insensitive. I'm genuinely disappointed.

When I was a kid, I used to live next to this - barn thing? - they used to house Golden Flake potato chips and snacks. One of my fondest childhood dreams was breaking into it and pigging out on all the greasy goodness. Those chips were a proper southern tradition, kinda like how Coca Cola once was, only a little less known. Coke is global. Golden Flake was still our own wonderful little secret. Cheetos? Hell naw, that shit's for pansy little city dwellers. We like our cheese puffs greasy, airy, and crumbly as all fuck. 

Apparently they were bought out by that Utz trash  snack company back in 2016. I didn't know that, but I recently bought a bag of cheese puffs...and y'all. Y'all. I could have cried. They were stiff, dense, and itty bitty. They were like.....I don't know how to word this, like if sawdust had a one night stand with an old cheeto and left while cheeto was still sleeping, and when the cheeto woke up she cried on the dusty bits he left behind on the sheets. Then she combined those dusty cheeto tears and made a weird baby out of it. And it's 100% as gross as it sounds.


 I'm not comparing this to the death of real people, but fucking hell if I'm not feeling some type of way about it. As if June hasn't already been mean enough, this is just one more pebble on the mountain of stones piling up. Most of us will never own our own home, unless we steal it from our stepfamily. A lot of people can't afford to have babies that they want, people are putting McDonald's on credit card payments, the price of ground beef is higher than minimum wage. I saw a compilation video of people opening up grab-bag size Doritos or Cheez-Its with 2 chips and some crumbs inside. 

Everything is shit, but y'all keep buying it anyway. it's like you love getting ripped off and hurting people. You know Amazon is basically satan, but you're gonna spend at least $500 there this year because those new Nikes are sooooo comfortable! I mean sure, you've got 30 other pairs of shoes, but they're not made from the soft, luxurious fat of unbaptized babies like these new ones! You neeeeeeeed them! 

Sorry if I'm feeling a little bit self righteous. I've been getting really friendly with my instant pot and pinto beans and rice. I'm not making 4 easy monthly payments of only $19.99 for a Big Mac. I've deleted Facebook, Instagram, and a bunch of other social media spysites. I've deleted nearly all of my stored cloud photos, because fuck data centers. I'm doing all I can to minimize my impact and not be a hypocrite, so it's a bit frustrating to watch others complain about the cost of things when they're the ones who keep throwing money at these things. 

And now I'm super mega frustrated that in addition to all those things, I now have to give up Golden Flake cheese puffs because they fucking suck, too. We lost not just one, but TWO people this month, so I get a bag of junky salty trash food to make myself feel fractionally better about it, and I don't even get to enjoy it because everything is just awful, this is just another reminder. Thanks for ruining my childhood, Utz! 

/EndRant

Monday, June 15, 2026

Cosplaying Poverty: A Totally Jealous Rant

 Assuming you read my last couple of posts, you'll know that I'm happily gearing up for #VanLife #YOLO #HashTag, more out of a sense of crushing money-not-havingness than anything else, even though I'm actually really looking forward to it. The idea of not spending $602,469,327 every month on rent, bills, bills, and more bills, and instead getting to do things like, idk, going to the dentist or on vacation is sending shivers down my spine.

Naturally, I've been spending a lot of time on YouTube, finding out the best ways to keep food fresh, storage tips, bathroom stuff, et cetera, but it's a lot more difficult than you'd think it would be. I can't relate to 90% of these people.

Just as an example, earlier tonight I was watching a Tiny Home video - you know the type, where they're living in one of those Home Depot sheds or something along those lines - it's not quite the same as van life but they actually share a lot in common given the space issues and need for efficiency. Anyhoot, I found one that seemed to be exactly what I was looking for, the title was something along the lines of "how we went from homeless to housed in only 3 weeks!" Score.  It started off promising. It really did. They were living in an old beat up 70s style giant van that broke down, they were very sad because that was their whole entire existence....omg where were they gonna sleep? How were they gonna survive? Oh noooeeessss, So scary! 

But then, they film themselves designing blueprints on one of their 3 (!!!) Mac devices. I looked up the price of a Mac Book Pro, and the cheapest I found was $1,500. They had 2 of those, and some giant desktop Mac I couldn't name but every one I looked up was still a minimum of $1,000. Now, I'm not saying poor people can't have nice things. It is entirely possible these were thrifted, gifted, or were purchased during a more bountiful period of their lives. 

Totally possible, but obviously I wouldn't be here ranting if it had stopped there. No, this video was like a condensed version of days, weeks, or months' worth of work that involved lots of saws and drills and other shiny metal doohickeys that tend to cost a lot of money. Installing windows and doors, painting, lots of wood and glass and fabrics and such. Meanwhile, every 2 minutes there's a new clip of them exploring some new picturesque bookstore in a quaint little bicycle friendly town full of flowers and colonial ass aesthetics. Probably New Hampshire or Connecticut or some whack ass faerie tale land. Hubby is wearing thousands of dollars of tattoos and wifey is frolicking in some flowy cotton peasant dress and collecting wild berries in her foraging basket. Wut. 

Now, I have questions. Like, y'all are homeless, supposedly. Where are you sleeping while all this work is happening? Where are you building this tiny cottage core house? I know those fruit trees and cucumber vines you planted did not start bearing fruit in the 3 weeks you said it took you to build this house. That garden dinner party at the end, the one that looked like something straight out of Alice in Wonderland and everyone was eating soup out of a tiny pumpkin with homemade scones and foraged berry cobbler....how much did THAT cost?

I'm not saying these people didn't work hard. I'm not saying they didn't have to budget around this build. I AM saying you're out of your mind if you think I'm gonna believe for one second that they're struggling. The millions of views on their videos and various sponsors they subtly sprinkle in say otherwise. 


And honestly, I wouldn't even CARE, if not for the fact that they gotta cosplay as humble, salt-of-the-earth types who overcame incredible odds and obstacles to create their home. Bitch, you just spent $20k on a built in apothecary and koi pond. If I get everything I want on my wishlist, my van will setup cost me about $2,000 and will take me MONTHS to achieve, barring any emergencies. We are NOT the same.

But it makes for great television. 

Here; have a badass Scottish folk song; your reward for making it this far. luh yew bai.



Friday, June 12, 2026

Rules For When I Rule the World

 'Tis I, Supreme Ruler Queen Nymphae, and this is my royal decree.

For far too long, our kingdom has been tainted by greed, corruption, and cruelty. Dumpsters are filled with food while millions starve. Homes sit empty while homelessness exists. CEOs of healthcare organizations deny lifesaving medicines to the sick so that shareholders can be 1% richer than they already are. 

Okay so, I'm not actually great at speeches, so here's another list for you.

IN MY PERFECT WORLD

  • Corporations own nothing. That gold mine over yonder? That's public land. It belongs to the public. Any resources pillaged from the belly of the earth shall be used to build and maintain the community around it, not hoarded and sold off to the highest bidder. Every care shall be taken to maintain the integrity of the environment surrounding it. No more dumping filth and run-off into the river. No more clear-cutting the forests without discretion. No more mountain top removal. 
  • Corporations own nothing. Landlording is a crime against humanity. People have a right to exist, taking advantage of that is now a crime punishable by being shot into the sun. Suburban sprawl is now illegal. Your power grid is owned by you and everyone connected to it. 
  • Towns and cities and villages are meant for people, not cars. No more interstate carved through the center of Atlanta with 3 hour traffic jams. From now on, it's 2 lane streets with a maximum speed limit of 15mph. Pedestrian and bicycle traffic take priority. Vehicles with blind spots are shot into the sun with the landlords. WTF is a parking lot? High speed transit and public transportation are the norm for long distance travel.
  • Taxes. Yes, those still exist. But, in our society, it is not people who are taxed, but money, itself. If you have a dollar, society gets $0.10 of it. if you have 500 dollars, society gets $50 of it, and so on. Credit and interest are forbidden. Bartering and the trading of goods and services are highly encouraged.
  • CORPORATIONS OWN NOTHING. Factory farms are a sin of the past. For-profit prisons do not exist. For-profit healthcare and education and does not exist. Insurance does not exist. Wage slavery does not exist. If your company makes profit, it goes to those who worked to create it, not a CEO or shareholder. 
And, I think that's it for now. I'm sure I can come up with more, but Rome wasn't build in a single day, you know. 

Toodles!


Monday, June 1, 2026

🎶 A-Run-Run-Run-Run-Runaway🎵

 As long as I can remember, I've always had this intense urge to run away. I used to keep bags stuffed with whatever favorite toy or book and socks (on the occasion I had socks), maybe some kind of snack if I had it.  As a preteen and early teenager, I would write these long, often ridiculous lists and plans, plotting my escape down to the minute, drawing goofy little diagrams of what I'd be wearing or the escape route I'd be using.

Once as a little kid and twice as a 13 year old I actually succeeded, at least partially. Than at 15 I ran away and married that pedocreep, and then I ran away from him the day before I turned 18.

But I had children, and running away after that became more of a daydream or fantasy than a real option.  Even so, I've always kept a bag packed and ready to go, and I take absolute delight in filling it with little treasures, like toothpaste and other travel sized luxuries. The very idea of filling my van with essential treasures fills me with unbridled joy. When I think of goofy things like winning the lottery, my dream isn't to live in a big stupid mansion or drive ugly expensive cars or wear hideous designer clothing - I want a pimped out bicycle with all the trimmings, I want to fix up my van to be this solar powered, eco friendly stealth beast, and I want to build secret gardens and orchards in the woods not for myself (or more like, not just for myself) but for any who happen across them. 


 And it's not like I grew up with any lofty ambitions as a kid. Not in the way society sees ambition, anyway. Being a doctor for the sake of driving a BMW was never a goal. I love learning, but going to university and paying a billion dollars to learn how to be a good little cog was never appealing to me. Like I'm going to go learn how to code so that my boss can buy a yacht and I can...what? Pay student loans and a mortgage for 30 years with the occasional trip to Hawaii to break the monotony? No thank you.

I don't know. As it is, I don't currently get to do either of those things. I've been raising babies since before I could drive. I even have grandchildren now. I've written two books, which wasn't easy and doesn't pay well. The only success I've earned is not bring a cog in the machine, another brick in the wall, which by modern standards isn't a success at all. I don't want to succeed for society's sake, though. Capitalism isn't even society. It's not like I'd be making my world, my community, a better place by packing up plastic doohickies at an Amazon warehouse, or cold calling old people to con them out of their money for some big ugly insurance company. 

Call me crazy, but even after all these years, I still want to run away. I think I will, I just don't know when. 

Friday, May 29, 2026

A Wish List

Hello, lovey. It's been a while since I've made any lists. I'm not even sure I have any still up, after my last deleting spree. But I feel like it's time to make a new one anyway, because lots of little and big things have changed.

Okay so, a little backstory first - like a weekish before daddy died, he bought one of the big fleet work/murder vans from his employer. He was just 4 months from retirement and apparently the plan was to travel and camp and live that whole #vanlife experience. The van is literally a shell in the back, no seats, no insulation or interior furnishings. It does have an etrack on each wall, though. 

Since it's mine now and I hate paying $290,543,768,591 every month in rent and bills, I wanna live in the van and keep daddy's dream alive. 
So, my current van life list is:

  • 500w portable power station with solar panels
  • a butt ton of heavy duty magnetic hooks
  • camp stove
  • camp shower (the bag kind)
  • e-track wood beam sockets (8) and
  • 4 2x4s, length TBD, and
  • plyboard, size TBD
  • a small, basic tool kit
  • carpet tiles, rug or some other kind of flooring
  • USB lighting
  • USB fan
  • collapsible water jugs (5gal)
  • camp toilet (owned)
  • cooler (owned)
  • weather radio (owned)
  • small folding table
  • insulation (wool)
 
And, I think that covers it for now? I have storage options, blankets and pillows and folding chairs and all that mess, most of it 2nd hand, as is my way. There are a few other things I want, like this super nifty manual washing machine.

I want it. I wanna be a washing wench in my modern gypsy caravan wagon. I want to build an easy suspended bedframe using that e-track thingy, with lots of storage room underneath. I want it all to be pepto-bismol pink or rainbow hippie goth witch, and frilly and girly af. 

I'm poor white trash, so it'll probably take me 500 years to get all these things, but I think I can do most of it for less than $1,000 with the most pricey bits being the power station and tool kit and this manual washer (it's $70!!!). That's a lot of money for me, I suppose it's a lot of money for a lot of people right now but in my head it's pretty reasonable compared to those vanlife videos I see where they build a walk-in shower, a mini-bar, a petting zoo, a helicopter landing pad, and an olympic sized pool for *only* $78,000.

In the words of Tame Impala - 
It's always around me, all this noise
But not nearly as loud as the voice saying
Let it happen
Let it happen


Or if you prefer Spongebob - 
I'm ready, I'm ready. 

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Blessed Beltane

 Hello, my beloved little corner of the interwebz! Beltane is coming, with a full moon in Scorpio, and the air is absolutely electric with so many possibilities. Confronting shadow, releasing old burdens, embracing your potential. 


This coven thing hasn't been working out the way I'd thought it would. I fully expected a lot of surface level interest, but what I didn't expect was not one, not one, single person has actually made the effort to meet. 

But I'm not mad about it.  How could I be? This isn't a popularity contest. It's not a simple social gathering. It's about celebration, love and joy, embracing the world and the life around us, and whoever is meant to be part of that will find me. Or I'll find them. 

In other news, it finally rained today, after weeks of drought. It's still a drought, but I'm glad we got something. 

Oh, and I burned myself. Splashed boiling water on my chest. My necklace got in the way, so I have a partial outline of it in the burn. Looks kinda wicked, but I do not recommend it.

Seriously though, do yourself a favor and keep some burn cream handy. I've kept it slathered on my wound after running it under cool (not cold!) water for like 15 minutes, and the angry bubble that tried to form disappeared overnight. It still hurt, but it's not nearly as bad as it could have been.

Let's see, what else is there? I have one current grump, other than the burn, but I hope to be rid of it soon. Nothing worth mentioning, except to say  YOU'LL GET OVER IT! 

lolz.

Anywhom, Beltane, Beltane. This is probably the 2nd most important holi-day to pagans who follow the Wheel of the Year, with the first being Samhain. 

Beltane marks the midway point between the spring equinox and the summer solstice, the start of the summer and every green and beautiful thing that grows with the sun. If you do nothing else to celebrate, take a moment to step outside, feel the warmth and light on your skin. Breathe in the air and just appreciate it. See the leaves, the grass, the bugs, the birds, and feel their joy in simply being alive. Not big fancy ritual necessary....though one day I'd like that to happen, too. 

Blessed Be, friend. 

Monday, March 30, 2026

My Pink Cadillac

 Have you heard the news? Doomsday is coming...again. Gas prices are soaring...again. Donald Trump is bombing shit...again. 

It's always something with these people. They're worried about the eCoNoMy, as if the thing hasn't been in absolute shambles since way back in the Reagan days 40 fucking years ago. But Me? I grew up in desperate poverty. Sleeping on the trailer floor huddled up with my brothers and sisters in front of an old ceramic heater, the kind with the weird bricks. No bathroom, instead we did our business in an old coffee tin...as the eldest, it was my job to empty it. Foraging for food off of trees and bushes because we didn't have any at home. So on and so on.

As a result, I've always been a bit of a hoarder. I have stacks upon stacks of dry beans, rice, powdered milk and the like, just in case. It's not as deep as it sounds, I'm just not keen on experiencing real hunger pangs ever again. 

My bonus kid works in a bicycle shop. 2 christmases ago, he managed to score this bubblegum pink electra bike (not electric, it's just the brand name) for FREE, because some rich couple had broken up, the wife or girlfriend left it behind during their separation, and the hubby/boyfriend just wanted to be rid of it. Sooooo, it's mine. It's miiiiine, and I am overjoyed.

I want a rear cargo rack, and one of those cute baskets that hang over either side (pannier? is that what it's called?) but for now, I have a not-too-shabby basket in the front.

I've been wanting to lower my carbon footprint anyway, eliminate plastic and all that muck. I've started using bar shampoo, bar soaps, and there's this fantastic little sub on Reddit called r/VisibleMending that I've been stalking for a while for inspiration.

When oil eventually hits 100 bajillion dollars a barrel and no one can afford to drive or buy oranges that were shipped from Brazil, I'll be living high on the hog with my sturdy supply of beans and bike and non-liquid soaps and patchwork clothing. 

I highly suggest you start kissing my ass, now. 😁


Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Rainy Days and Rainbows

The Rainy Day Part

I hate feel-good stories. You know, the ones that are like "This homeless kid worked 7 jobs and didn't sleep for 5 years to put himself through college, and now he's the proud owner of his very own Volvo!" or "This woman lost her arms, legs, eyes, teeth, tongue, skin, intestines and brain in a diving accident, but now she's the president of her very own coloring book company!"

 For me, it's the implication that with enough hard work, anyone can pull him/herself out of the gutter. If you're not making it, it's because you're a lazy, good for nothing sack of shit. You're not trying hard enough, unlike these people who had it so much worse than you'll ever know.

Did you know that I'm a former child bride? Not in the 3rd world 8 year old sold off by her family to a 63 year old pedo way, but in the this is America and we're still doing this shit way. I was married before I could even legally drive. I won't get into all the details of that nightmare right now, except to say he was exactly the type of man you'd expect to marry a 14/15 year old, and I ran away the day before my 18th birthday.

15 year old me and my rapist husband
Now, here's a few things no one will tell you about being a child bride in a first world country. You are 100% on your own. You miiiiiiight get foodstamps and/or medicaid for your baby, if you're lucky, but you'll have to jump through hoops to get it. And being a literal child, with no bills, no credit, no job and no money to your name means you're not getting your GED until your mid 20s, nor a license until you're almost 30. You never had a college fund so don't even worry about getting a higher education.
Child support? What's that?
Childcare? Where? 
 People will give you all sorts of useless advice, like Get family to babysit so you can work! Ask your friends to give you a ride! What? Me? No, I can't babysit or drop you off, I have other things to do. But somebody else definitely will! You're just not begging hard enough.

I am in my 40s now, and 25 years removed from that point of my life, but I still live with the repercussions of that time and very little to show for it. 

The Rainbows Part

I have very little to show for it, but I like the very little I do have now. My children are all former middle and high school band nerds, something I desperately wanted for myself but never got....until now. My eldest and her husband gave me a lefty guitar for christmas and I've been youtubing and practicing every day. My gay ass kid and his gay ass boyfriend gave me a very expensive bicycle a couple of christmases back. They got it for fucking FREE. It's an Electra somethingsomethingidkwhat, and it's mine. I thrifted some sweet, sweet strawberry bedding for $10. 6 year old me squealed with delight when I found it. 

Like, yeah, okay. I don't have a rags-to-riches story to make society feel better about itself. But I did find a four leaf clover today. I taped it into my diary so I can keep it forever. 

And I do feel lucky. I could have easily turned to drugs, alcohol, prostitution. I could have abandoned these brats of mine and focused on myself. I think they'll always be a little ashamed of me or wish I'd been more than I was, but I'm okay with that.

In addition to the clover, I also managed to blow all the fluff off a dandelion poof in one breath. I made a wish. I can't tell you what it was yet but you'll be the first to know when it comes true. 

And I have so much more to show you. everything I've been up to lately. So many pictures. So many little things to love and be grateful for.

But this is getting long enough and probably comes off a lot more sad and bleak than I actually intended, so I'll save it for the next post.

Here's a sneak peek. Toodles. 



Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Year Three

 Time moves in strange ways. I don't understand how it sometimes feels like days or weeks, while other times it feels like sluggish decades, since daddy died. 

There are good days and bad days. I thought this would for sure be one of the bad ones, but today was actually pretty decent. I picked up the copy of The Neverending Story the local bookstore ordered for me. I mentioned to my bestie a couple of weeks ago that I am eager to enter my Stevie Nicks phase of life by wearing lots of shawls...and this bitch mailed me a magnificent shawl that showed up today. Also I got to eat sushi. Everything is great.

And that is making me kinda sad. Like I didn't love my daddy enough to cry today, or something. Like I'm the worst daughter ever because I'm not sitting under the tree where I put his ashes - the ashes I had to fight to get my hands on because the step-monsters were hell bent on keeping them purely out of spite


But I think about it every day. The ache in my heart is there. I suspect it'll be there as long as I live. Proof of my love, and I don't need any yearly anniversary to be reminded of something I'm always aware of. 

One of my babies got married back in October, and included daddy's tarot deck as part of a shrine to our dearly departed during the wedding. I desperately wanted to keep this deck since I have so very little left of him, but handing it down to the next generation just felt right. 



The little I have of his is more important to me than anything the stepmonsters stole. I have his copy of Raymond Buckland's Complete Book of Witchcraft, which he gave to me. My altar is a table he carved himself, another thing he gave to me. His big statue of Baphomet, which is almost as old as I am, is sitting outside on my balcony, looking lovely next to my little outdoor sanctuary. His other Baphomet sits next to a picture of him, his own little shrine. Every day, I am bathed in the love and light of this world, none of which I'd know without him. 

Hail the Traveler, on this the third year of his journey to and through the Summerland. I miss you every day, but you are neither gone, nor forgotten. 

Love you, daddy. 💕

Sunday, February 15, 2026

The Weird True Stories PeeWee Used To Tell Me

 PeeWee was what we called my great grandmother. I have no idea why, that's just who she was, and that's what everybody called her. 

She was born in 1903 in some rural shithole in smalltown, USA. Very fire and brimstone, southern baptist, sicko kiddie diddling husband - you know, the usual. Wouldn't let us wear shorts, beat us, blah blah blah. I honestly hated that woman.

But on hot summer nights, when it was too muggy to sit inside our unconditioned mobile home, I remember her in her old porch rocker, us chirrens sitting around her feet, begging her to sing to us the old creepy bluegrass/country songs she liked to sing in her warbly old church lady voice. Like this one, but old lady. She'd also tell us these over the top, fantastic stories that I used to think were made up for our benefit, but as an adult I found out at least 2 of them were very, very TRUE so now I'm wondering about the third.

Story One
There was this old fortune teller witch who lived nearby, she'd tell you the gender of your unborn child, let you know where to find your dirty cheating husband, she even solved a murder in Coweta County where some farmer dumped another guy in a well (they made a movie about that one).According to PeeWee, the locals accused the woman of being an agent of Satan, which she absolutely denied. Supposedly, her grave stone was struck by and destroyed by lightning on 3 separate occasions, which I guess had something to do with the devil? Also, her brain was sent off to whatever university to be studied to see if they could find the source of her psychic powers. Oh, and she had like a million dollars hidden in the walls of her old, dilapidated house. 

Sounds like typical, Appalachian country folk tales, right? Except her name was Mayhayley Lancaster, and she was 100% real. The murder thing? Real. The psychic shit? Real. And there was so much more to her than that, she was a lawyer, a midwife, an activist and political advocate, and more. Go on and look her up. She's got her own wikipedia page, a billion youtube videos, and even a couple of books. 

Story Two


PeeWee used to work in the cotton mill, and told us all about the time when the national guard showed up, parked one of those big gatling guns at the end of Park Avenue, pointed at the homes of the mill workers to intimidate them. The guard kicked people out of their houses and even murdered a few townspeople...why? Because the mills had been working everyone to death and people were trying to unionize. The big machine gun on wheels part used to freak me out and I thought there was no way a governor would have sent in the NATIONAL FRIKKIN GUARD to murder their own citizens, simply for asking for humane working conditions.

But this is the south, and the mill owners made their fortune off the backs of their slave laborers, so it should really come as no surprise to learn they continued this tradition. I found out PeeWee's crazy story was true about 30 years later, when I was given the book pictured. It's actually so much worse than I was told as a child, but according to my great grandmother, the violence was much, much worse than what the author here was aware of, because the news of these killings and beatings were heavily suppressed.

Story Three
This one was never confirmed. I have no way to confirm it. But PeeWee's other 2 insane stories turned out to be true, so this doesn't seem terribly farfetched.

In addition, PeeWee's brother Amos (whom we called Wig....fuck if I know why), in his old age, used to speak his thoughts out loud. Most of the time it was perfectly mundane things, remembering something his mama told him, some funny story about a long dead cousin, and...this one. in full detail. More detail than PeeWee gave us.

So, the story goes, when they were young, they were doing something around the village square, somewhere near Roanoke, Alabama. Som even I don't remember had taken place...church, maybe? Some kind of fair? I really don't recall. But, there was a reason why everyone was out that day. A shadow blocks out the sun, and they turn their faces to the sky, expecting a storm cloud, and instead witnessing a massive bird. Thunderbird, they called it. Black, with a wingspan the size of a biplane. It looked like a hawk, she said, but so so so much bigger then any they'd seen before. Everyone out went running for some nearby barn. Were barns normal in small, podunk towns back then? In the chaos, a small toddler was left behind, and this giant, plane sized bird swooped down, snatched up this baby, and flew off again. But they called the baby a "colored baby" because they were old at the retelling, this supposedly happened sometime in the 1910s, and that language was just how everyone talked, gross as it is. PeeWee left the story at that, but in Wig's demented old man ramblings, they later found some of the baby's bones on some rocky outcropping. 

So, that's it. Those are my great grandmama's stories.



Friday, February 13, 2026

Chasing Coven

Okay, well....I'm over it. I'm so over it. So, so, so, sooo over it.

Have you ever tried to sell anything on Facebook? If so, you're probably familiar with the 500,000 "Is this still available?" messages that come flying at you out of nowhere, dinging your messenger all hours of the day and night, and when you try to respond to any of them, you get silence in response. (On an only slightly related note, I'm so glad I deleted that fucking app and all its other related apps.)

Anyhoot, I think I mentioned here that I'd added my area to the online coven finder, right? So far, the experience has been really similar to facebook marketplace. I've had several inquiries; most go nowhere after initial contact. It's really odd, actually, because the introductory email is usually fairly simple.

"Hello, my name is PersonFace. I found you on WebsiteName. I live in Area and have been practicing since SpecificDate. I've been looking for a coven and wonder if you can answer some questions for me."  

And I answer with the same sort of generic energy. Of course, I'm more than happy to answer your questions, here's some recommended but not mandatory reading material, let me know how I can help, blessed be, so on and so forth. I used to be much more enthusiastic about it, writing out these long, thoughtful, personalized emails that didn't actually seem to gain any more response than the generic does. 

So far:
  • half never respond again
  • the reply email reiterates wanting to ask questions but never actually asks any questions
  • a handful make it as far as exchanging numbers, but fizzle out quickly

Now, I mean no disrespect when I say this, but to me it feels like a lot of these people are expecting something more glamourous...like I slip our business card in at the end of the email - something all black with a glowing rune or the eye of Sauron on it, giving a cryptic but yet also plainly stated secret location for our midnight mass where initiation takes place immediately but also this person remains a quiet outside observer. We begin by showing you everything we got. 

I could be very wrong about that, but it's almost like I can feel the sigh of disappointment in some of these emails when I reply with something completely benign and ordinary. All of the enthusiasm and unasked questions just seem to die. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it feels like a pretty predictable pattern. 

That's okay, though. I could be wrong, but even if I'm right, all it means is that the people who are only in it for the vibe or curiosity or passing interest sorta weed themselves out. 

Everyone wins. Yay. 

Thursday, February 5, 2026

I Took a Ride on the Egg Cleanse Bandwagon

 You've seen it, I'm sure. I hear it's all the rage on TikTok but I don't use that creepy app, so I wouldn't know, but I see them fairly regularly on reddit and the comments are usually moaning and groaning about it.

So I decided to give it a whirl.
The short and sweet version, in case you are unaware - you take an egg, purify it in whatever way you see fit, and rub it all over your face and body. Then you crack it into a tall glass of room temperature water, wait about 10 minutes, and interpret its meaning. There are 500,930,213,444 cheat sheets available online, most of them copied nearly verbatim off each other, but if you want to be really obnoxious about it, you, too, can go on reddit, explain that you're a "baby witch" and beg someone to interpret it for you. They totally love that over there.

Sadly, I've chosen to do it by myself, and this is my result.

First things to note - my yolk is intact, the water is clean, there are no spots or discolorations or blemishes anywhere. There is some slight webbing in the egg white, and according to the cheat sheets that indicates some kind of negativity, but it's all very low lying. Below the yolk, not climbing up into the water. Nothing jagged, nothing sharp. also note that the webbing doesn't actually make contact with the yolk. 
There is a single, long strand toward the left, connecting a very large surface bubble to the egg white on the bottom. The cheat sheets suggest that bubbles are the result of the negativity being lifted away from you, and if that's the case, this seems like a lovely omen. It's like a UFO beaming up all the angry cows hanging around my feet. 
There's another, smaller bubble hovering over the yolk...it's not connected the way the other one is, but maybe it's like an eggy version of a guardian angel, watching from up high. 

Overall, not terribly eventful, but good things rarely are. I'd like to take comfort in the thought that whatever ick is being thunk in my direction is beneath me. 

Kbai. <3


Wednesday, February 4, 2026

The Herb Shop Lady Doesn't Like Me

 I swear, I've never done anything to her. I'm friendly with everyone else who works there, not like besties or anything, but we'll chitchat casually about our cats, some new product, blah blah blah. 

So, I'm in there today (or technically yesterday) looking for shampoo bars. I've been trying to reduce the amount of plastic waste I create by simply existing, and I feel like bathroom stock is my biggest contributor - shampoo, conditioner, lotions, body wash, and about 20,000 skincare products. Anyhoot, they have shampoo bars, but they're like $15 each. $15! WTF?!? How am I supposed to support my local economy when you're pricing me out of it? And it's not even my local economy, it's some corporate brand called Kitsch that'll eventually be bought out by Unilever or P&G or some other monster, like how Clorox bought out Burt's Bees and absolutely ruined it.

I decided I'll instead find bar shampoo on Etsy (small businesses do still exist there, as long as you can avoid all the AI and dropshipping slop) and wandered aimlessly into their small metaphysical/witchy section. I picked up a bell that looked nearly identical to one my dad owned and decided I wanted it, despite what I just said about dropshipping 2 seconds ago. I'm making small talk with one of the employees about it, and there's this other lady who works there with the most sour look on her face. She always looks sour when I'm in there, but RBF is totally a thing so I've never judged her for it. I've seen her be friendly with other customers, even though I've never really interacted with her, myself.  But it's nearing closing time, I'm the only customer left in the store and I'm ready to check out. Other employee and I are going off about bells and altars and what she wants to do with her altar, and RBF just like...stomps off. Yes, stomps. Like a toddler, even though she and other girlie had been chatting just fine 20 seconds before I walked up.

It just sorta clicked then. She doesn't have RBF, she just doesn't like me. That's kind of awesome, isn't it? I seriously love that for her. I'm not trying to be snarky or anything, I just think it's kinda cool that there's something about me that sets this woman off. 

She looks close to my age. Does she know me? Did we go to school together? Have we clashed in some way?  Did I accidentally flirt with her boyfriend once when we were 12 and she's been holding a burning grudge ever since? That's actually happened to me before*. Or maybe I got the leading role in the 5th grade production of West Side Story she wanted for herself and we've secretly been mortal enemies ever since.

It could also be that she just doesn't like me, with no real reason for it. Gods know I've run into people before who rub me the wrong way, like their voice grates on my nerves or some other minor, inconsequential thing like that. There are weirdos out that who chose to vote for Donald Trump because they thought Kamala Harris had an annoying laugh. It could be anything. It could be nothing. 

Life is wild. I love it.


*okay so there's this lady we'll call Elle who I went to high school with. I didn't know her, but in 8th grade I was casual friends with this boy named Jay. Jay had some kind of crush on me, but never asked me out or made a move so it was a non-issue. I only even knew because one of his guy friends told me. Jay and I never had any classes together so our interactions were strictly cafeteria based and after 8th grade I never spoke to him again.
Elle started dating Jay in 9th grade, and sought me out, followed me around, and it was weird. The first time she introduced herself to me, she was like "Hi, I'm Elle, didn't my boyfriend used to have a crush on you in 8th grade?"
Me: "I don't know, who's your boyfriend?"
Elle: "Jay Something."
Me: "Oh, yeah I know him but I haven't talked to him since we left middle school."
Elle: "Okay but didn't he used to have a crush on you?"
And every single fucking time I've seen her since then, that's how she introduces herself. "Hi, I'm Elle, remember me? My high school boyfriend used to have a crush on you."
She added MY ENTIRE FAMILY on facebook, she chased me down in the <business name> parking lot to catch up, followed me inside the business, then proceeded to tell the employees all about my updated info while we were there. We weren't friends online, but if I made a public post, she would copy it verbatim and post it herself. It was fucking weird. 


Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Everything is Happening All at Once and....

 I'm so overwhelmed. In a good way, I mean it's not like I'm complaining, but going from 0 to 100 in a matter of days has been...a lot.

I welcome the change of pace, though. With everything going on in the world right now, I've been kinda super mega anxious about all the worst things, so it's nice to have something NOT batshitcrazy happening right now. 


So, a few much needed updates:

Xmas came and went since I was last here.
The US government is literally murdering people.
I made a broom. Like, from scratch. Yeah, I know!
Alexis threw me a Twilight themed birthday. Ha. 
I quit facebook again. Seriously, fuck that place.
The Gh3yz got married. <3
I'm learning to play guitar. I'm not very good.
I painted my mother a lovely swan keepsake cigar box.
I got a most bombass Athame and a tea kettle. Huzzah.

And finally, Janie had her very last tea party at the meadery.  

And since I can't put 300 photos in here (well, I could, but who wants to deal with all that scrolling?) I just made a fancy collage to show you all the most important bits. 


I love you all. All 2 of you.

Cheers.