What a Long, Strange Week It's Been...

Someone threatened to read my blog a bit ago, so I had to make a mad dash for Deletesville because I couldn't remember what kind of horribly embarassing shit I'd probably written here.

So here I am, working on all new embarrassing shit to share with all of the ghosts who haunt my blog.

Let me start off by saying I really, really, really hate covid. Don't we all? Yeah okay, but I've found out that I have a handful of really jackassy friends who don't mind spreading it to other people because they had it and it wasn't that bad. All those dead people are probably just faking it. /eyeroll

I also found out that the kind of jackassy dudes who get all butthurt about you refusing to play temporary fuckdoll (R.I.P. inbox) get extra super pissy when you tell them no because you don't want covid on top of the many STDs they're probably incubating. Dammit, woman, I just wanna fuck! Who gave you the right to reject me?!? Jeez. Go punch a fucking a hole in the wall and put your dick in it, studmuffin.

What else? Hmmm. Oh, okay, here's an interesting thing I've learned. People who enjoy gossiping will actually get irrationally angry when you, the object of their cattiness, make them look like a liar. It wasn't the fact that they were lying, oh no sir, it was just very rude of you to expose it by correcting the misconception.

For real, though, I thought most of us got over that bidness waaaay back in middle school.

I also learned that there is a cooking channel for men on YouTube, featuring an incredibly scantily clad woman who fingers raw chicken. Ladies, if your man suddenly becomes very passionately interested in some very ordinary chicken and rice, well...

looks dry

I'm sure there are 1,000 other things I'm forgetting right now, but it is 2:22am and I'm kinda done sooooo, see ya.