I'm so overwhelmed. In a good way, I mean it's not like I'm complaining, but going from 0 to 100 in a matter of days has been.....

 A couple of years ago, I wrote this little thing about all the things that male Twilight so awful and yet so fascinating. You can  Click He...

 I've got news, but I don't feel like typing all of it out just yet. Touch and go, touch and go.  BUT I'll allow you to marvel a...

Well, I did a scary thing, but before I get into those details, lemme give a little backstory.  You might already be aware that my dad was w...

 6 months. 6 whole months I was gone from 'ze facebook. I felt healthy, I went out and rode my bike, I spent time with family, but you k...

 Yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's breathe deep and fucking get this over with. So. Remember  that time I reviewed Twilight?  That's going to ...

 Dude. Time flies when you go on a mad deleting frenzy. I got rid of facebook, stopped using instagram, don't bother with tiktok...I sti...